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Other Results: 1 Series
Stories
retired featured story Severus sets out to win the heart of Remus Lupin with the help of a potion to make him handsome and charming, but Remus remains oddly immune to his new charms. This was written in 2005, compliant through OotP.

Featured story for December, 2007.



Rated: S
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3546 - Hits: 2629
Complete?: Yes - Published: 25/10/07 - Last Updated: 25/10/07
Remus has a request for his birthday. Severus has a problem overthinking things. Chaos, melted chocolate and smut ensue.

Rated: W
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2443 - Hits: 701
Complete?: Yes - Published: 19/02/08 - Last Updated: 19/02/08
With the Order of the Phoenix gone, Harry has no more protection with the abusive Dursleys. He expects to be murdered. What he doesn't expect is to be rescued by an equally helpless Draco Malfoy, who's been disowned for becoming a vampire!

Rated: B
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Abuse

Series: None
Chapters: 26
Wordcount: 1725 - Hits: 11452
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/07/05 - Last Updated: 07/01/06
retired featured story The Room does not judge, it simply provides.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Neville Longbottom
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1220 - Hits: 1299
Complete?: Yes - Published: 16/06/08 - Last Updated: 16/06/08
Lupin comes to Snape to help scratch a potion-induced itch. Response to SSFF Scenario # 58: A surreptitious substitution for an ingredient in Snape's Wolfsbane Potion has unexpected consequences. Written in 2002.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash, Severus/Remus
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, PWP
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1439 - Hits: 1755
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/11/08 - Last Updated: 01/11/08
Harry/Draco/(Fred and George) - Going back to Hogwarts Harry notes another who seems to be as depressed as he used to be. He decides to help.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Incest

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7809 - Hits: 4619
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/07/04 - Last Updated: 06/07/04
Harry/(Fred and George) - Harry wakes up on his sixteenth birthday and decides that he does not want to die a virgin.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Fred/George Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Incest

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4693 - Hits: 5577
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/07/04 - Last Updated: 06/07/04
“Tell me Lupin,” Snape’s voice was low and dangerous. “Why would I have overheard the words ‘Snape’ and ‘sex’ spoken together in a room full of my former students?”

Rated: S
Categories: Slash
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, N. Tonks, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2184 - Hits: 6942
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/09/04 - Last Updated: 10/09/04
Lupin has been experimenting. It may, or may not, have been successful.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash, Severus/Remus
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2060 - Hits: 671
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/04/12 - Last Updated: 06/04/12
Love, hate, and slow change. (Written before HBP. OOTP-compliant.)

Rated: L
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 6323 - Hits: 1560
Complete?: Yes - Published: 14/01/06 - Last Updated: 17/01/06
Remus forces Severus to accompany him to a Muggle movie.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash, Severus/Remus
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Humor, PWP
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2814 - Hits: 495
Complete?: Yes - Published: 17/09/10 - Last Updated: 17/09/10
Harry has a new boyfriend… and it’s driving Ron crazy.

Rated: B
Categories: Harry/Ron
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: HBP Spoilers

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1765 - Hits: 624
Complete?: Yes - Published: 26/07/07 - Last Updated: 26/07/07
Severus has something to believe in; Remus is still looking. Written for the Snape-A-Rama Instant AU Challenge based on the following prompt by lore: "Both FBI agents - one a believer, one a scientist - investigating a mysterious wardrobe".

Rated: B
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Alternate Universe

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2858 - Hits: 226
Complete?: Yes - Published: 21/09/08 - Last Updated: 21/09/08
For the Pervy Werewolf Community Mini-Challenge: "Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans used as a sex toy."

Rated: L
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Drug Abuse

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 623 - Hits: 844
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/01/06 - Last Updated: 19/01/06

We've already discovered Snape's worst memory, but... what if Sirius Black's worst memory was the same one?

 



Rated: S
Categories: Slash, Severus/Sirius
Characters: Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 403 - Hits: 976
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/01/11 - Last Updated: 06/01/11
Bradycubia - slow movement during penetration. Written for the Lusty Month of May Marathon 2008 on pervy_werewolf, based on Karasu Hime's LMOM 2006 art, found here: http://community.livejournal.com/pervy_werewolf/514522.html

Rated: L
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 659 - Hits: 763
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/09/08 - Last Updated: 07/09/08
Ron visits the doctor in an attempt to calm his temper and ends up with some wacky side effects.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Ron
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2998 - Hits: 1210
Complete?: No - Published: 18/01/05 - Last Updated: 18/01/05
"You know you want to fuck me, Potter. Here is your chance." H/D, a tent, and a lot of snark can mean only one thing. That's right. Porn.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3187 - Hits: 2263
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/08/05 - Last Updated: 05/08/05
The Weasley twins take on a project, a "grand finale", for their last year at Hogwarts: to make the Potions Master laugh. But they end up with something altogether different.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Albus Dumbledore
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7495 - Hits: 1742
Complete?: Yes - Published: 30/10/05 - Last Updated: 31/10/05
Harry's invited to the Wizengamot Grande Council of Obvious Edicts: "Oh god… kill me now…." And this was the man that so many wanted for Minister of Magic.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 9261 - Hits: 268
Complete?: No - Published: 30/03/07 - Last Updated: 30/03/07
An answer to Mistress Meow's Numbers Challenge, from the SH LJ community. Featuring Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Parvati Patil, who is not listed amongst the "list characters here" list.

Rated: W
Categories: Femslash
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1152 - Hits: 2011
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/07/04 - Last Updated: 09/07/04
After being hit by a lust curse, Severus wants to handle his problem alone, but Remus comes along to take things in hand. *cough* Written in 2006, so it's compliant to HBP.

Rated: L
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5045 - Hits: 1203
Complete?: Yes - Published: 25/10/07 - Last Updated: 25/10/07
"It just goes to show there is some truth in the phrase, 'opposites attract'."

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Other Male Canon Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, PWP, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2962 - Hits: 371
Complete?: Yes - Published: 14/03/12 - Last Updated: 14/03/12
For Harry, fighting Dark Lords is a job that goes hand in hand with occupational hazards. Such as, for example, accidentally breaking through to another dimension where Lucius Malfoy is the King of England.

Rated: W
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Alternate Universe

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4298 - Hits: 358
Complete?: No - Published: 20/02/06 - Last Updated: 27/02/06
An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. Eventual D/H slash.

Rated: B
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 17
Wordcount: 67833 - Hits: 8902
Complete?: Yes - Published: 13/04/05 - Last Updated: 06/03/09