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He could hear footsteps behind him and this time Draco didn't care - let them come and see - he was surrounded by ghosts of his own making; it was obvious that there would be no escape and Draco had been running for far too long now. Written for hd_holidays Last Hurrah on LJ!

Rated: B
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6010 - Hits: 475
Complete?: Yes - Published: 14/07/07 - Last Updated: 15/07/07
Harry has a secret fantasy…and passion for his Potions Master. But dreams don't come true just by wishing them so…until a night in the kitchens, and a delicious helping of coconut crème caramel...

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6829 - Hits: 2031
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/08/05 - Last Updated: 04/08/05
retired featured story Harry, in his Animagus form, finds himself getting tickled by his dear Potions professor. He discovers some very strange and disturbing things about himself…and another person.

Rated: S
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 3855 - Hits: 14939
Complete?: Yes - Published: 14/09/05 - Last Updated: 22/09/05
A routine curse-breaking house call changes everything for Harry Potter, when fate orchestrates the opportunity he thought that he'd missed. Post-HBP.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 10334 - Hits: 1652
Complete?: Yes - Published: 21/03/06 - Last Updated: 21/03/06
(AD/SS) Albus and Severus have a late night conversation, reminisce, and reassure.

Rated: B
Categories: Slash
Characters: Albus Dumbledore
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5207 - Hits: 360
Complete?: Yes - Published: 23/07/08 - Last Updated: 24/07/08
Snape, Lupin, and a flea problem. Prompt from OpalJade.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash, Severus/Remus
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2726 - Hits: 383
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/11/09 - Last Updated: 06/11/09
Hagrid is in love, but will his affections be returned or rejected? A one-shot romantic comedy written on a dare.

Rated: B
Categories: Slash
Characters: Albus Dumbledore
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Alternate Universe

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3027 - Hits: 209
Complete?: No - Published: 19/03/08 - Last Updated: 20/03/08
Harry just wanted an escape from his life, but he didn't think Draco would be the one to offer it...and he still isn't convinced when he wakes up the next morning. A response to the queerditch_pub Remix challenge on livejournal.

Rated: B
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1768 - Hits: 1093
Complete?: Yes - Published: 30/12/04 - Last Updated: 30/12/04
Harry and Snape find themselves sharing a ride home.

Rated: B
Categories: Slash
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drabble, First Time, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 859 - Hits: 554
Complete?: Yes - Published: 23/05/09 - Last Updated: 23/05/09
The Gryffindor dorm is abuzz with laughter and gossip after curfew as the boys cover for their friend's hot date. The talk turns to sex, and Harry gives away a little too much information. "Oh. I've been around," Harry said evasively. Everyone turned towards him. If he was going out with anyone it was news to them. But it would be just like Harry to keep it a secret.

Rated: W
Categories: Harry/Ron
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4047 - Hits: 606
Complete?: No - Published: 30/03/07 - Last Updated: 30/03/07

Draco has a special, homemade gift for Harry for their anniversary.



Rated: L
Categories: Slash, Harry/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Alternate Universe

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1748 - Hits: 441
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/02/09 - Last Updated: 19/02/09
Draco Malfoy loves his job. Especially when it means being able to torture Potter 'round the clock. Except, things never go the way he hopes.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash, Harry/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 23722 - Hits: 2300
Complete?: Yes - Published: 26/11/08 - Last Updated: 04/12/08
Draco and Harry are trapped in the Dursleys’ cellar and get to spend some quality time together. Well, it’s that, or dig their way out with clothes-pegs. Along the way are conversations about underwear, a bit of snogging, and other things.

Rated: B
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2476 - Hits: 1357
Complete?: Yes - Published: 28/11/04 - Last Updated: 02/12/04
Remus sometimes likes to take compatibility quizzes in Muggle magazines. This was originally written for the 'fruit' challenge at the snupin_100 LiveJournal community.

Rated: B
Categories: Slash, Severus/Remus
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 100 - Hits: 276
Complete?: Yes - Published: 20/05/10 - Last Updated: 20/05/10
Prompt: "Since when does a dead rat in a box mean 'I love you'?"

Rated: C
Categories: Slash & Femslash
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 564 - Hits: 213
Complete?: Yes - Published: 13/03/12 - Last Updated: 13/03/12
Just a little conversation between my two favorite characters. Utterly silly and completely PWP. Sorry?

Rated: B
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 390 - Hits: 745
Complete?: Yes - Published: 16/10/05 - Last Updated: 18/10/05
retired featured story Four meddling spirits offer one cranky Potions Master a Christmas gift of insight, and a second chance with the man he loves. A Snarry Christmas Carol SS/HP, but mentions SS/RB.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: HBP Spoilers

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 2383 - Hits: 2615
Complete?: Yes - Published: 20/12/05 - Last Updated: 04/01/06

Padma is asked to bring a friend of hers back to Magical Britain. Her friend is the most famous political refugee in Magical Canada, a war hero betrayed by her friends, an Azkaban escapee, a mother, and the author of a book that has Muggle-borns leaving Britain in droves. Funnily enough, Hermione Granger doesn't feel like returning, and Padma doesn't feel like convincing her. Not for Weasley lovers.

"The pureblood Mudbrains think that Mudbloods should be kept out of Magical Society. They make a good point. Why on earth would we want to be part of it? Magical Society in Britain is like a dirty little pond contaminated with the excrement of the inbred three-eyed fish living in it.. Why would healthy fish like us want to swim and choke in it when there's the ocean of the Muggle world available to us? Not to mention more civilized Magical societies." -- page 35, I'd rather be a Mudblood than a Mudbrain, by H. J. Granger

Rated: C
Categories: Femslash
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Humor
Warnings: HBP Spoilers

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 8661 - Hits: 7573
Complete?: Yes - Published: 22/06/07 - Last Updated: 25/06/07

Outtake from chapter 21 of my fic. Harry thinks he has feelings for Draco. But how can he be sure?

Rated: W
Categories: Slash
Characters: Fred/George Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2653 - Hits: 412
Complete?: Yes - Published: 30/03/07 - Last Updated: 30/03/07
Juvenilism - deriving sexual/erotic pleasure from impersonating an adolescent or being treated like one by a partner. Based on Karasu Hime's LMOM 2006 art, found here: http://community.livejournal.com/pervy_werewolf/543438.html

Rated: L
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 758 - Hits: 386
Complete?: Yes - Published: 21/09/08 - Last Updated: 21/09/08
Remus brings home an unwelcome surprise. This is a prequel to my story Flea-Bitten.

Rated: S
Categories: Slash, Severus/Remus
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 871 - Hits: 740
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/07/10 - Last Updated: 03/07/10
Hermione pens a letter to the editor of the Quibbler.

Rated: L
Categories: Femslash
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 542 - Hits: 2199
Complete?: Yes - Published: 31/01/06 - Last Updated: 03/02/06
Hermione, Remus, and Bill certainly have their share of sexual secrets. What happens when all is revealed?

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4234 - Hits: 1031
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/03/05 - Last Updated: 04/03/05
Sometimes things can just sneak up on you when you're not really paying attention, which is par for the course for Sirius, who never does anything quite normally. (Remus/Sirius)

Rated: L
Categories: Marauders
Characters: James Potter
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 8937 - Hits: 209
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/07/08 - Last Updated: 08/07/08
Harry and Ron must share a bed at the Burrow on the night of Harry's first real birthday party…in a drunken stupor, of course.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Ron
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3177 - Hits: 2136
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/12/05 - Last Updated: 08/12/05