Harry Potter, an unhappy Auror with no sex life, receives a tip to the whereabouts of one Voldemort's Horcruxes. There is, however, one catch.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 8600 - Hits: 1287
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/01/06 - Last Updated: 12/01/06

Remus wonders why Severus joined the Order, and the answer shocks Remus. Kinks/warnings: gratuitous humor and cliches, passing mentions of object insertion and het.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Fred/George Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1307 - Hits: 1738
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/07/05 - Last Updated: 08/07/05

Severus is behaving rather strangely; Remus decides to go along for the ride.

Rated: C
Categories: Slash, Severus/Remus
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Alternate Universe

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1744 - Hits: 522
Complete?: Yes - Published: 29/09/09 - Last Updated: 29/09/09

The Potions Master saves the big, strong dragon keeper from a...campfire.

Rated: S
Categories: Slash
Characters: Charlie Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 325 - Hits: 923
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/09/08 - Last Updated: 13/09/08

Severus doesn't need Remus. And Remus certainly doesn't need Severus. Does he? One-off.

Rated: S
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3947 - Hits: 1075
Complete?: Yes - Published: 29/12/07 - Last Updated: 03/01/08

Just why did Snape look as if he was trying not to smile when Mrs Norris was petrified?

Rated: W
Categories: Slash
Characters: Argus Filch
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2162 - Hits: 523
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/05/05 - Last Updated: 04/05/05

The tie—a versatile piece of clothing, as well a word with undeniable nuances…as Harry discovers.

Rated: B
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2560 - Hits: 1368
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/07/05 - Last Updated: 23/07/05

A miscast spell turns Severus Snape into a woman, and he suddenly finds himself very popular with Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.

Rated: W
Categories: Slash, Severus/Sirius, Severus/Remus
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 10622 - Hits: 712
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/07/14 - Last Updated: 05/07/14

Remus reluctantly steps out of his familiar world, only to be claimed by someone he never thought possible.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3967 - Hits: 789
Complete?: Yes - Published: 23/02/05 - Last Updated: 23/02/05

It was only supposed to be practice...

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Ron
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Alternate Universe

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 4421 - Hits: 7391
Complete?: Yes - Published: 15/02/08 - Last Updated: 11/04/08

Who hasn't ever drawn a naughty picture on a scrap in their homework notebook? Hmm? Harry is no exception to the rule. Except that it's his Potions homework, and he turns it in without realizing.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 3753 - Hits: 6774
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/07/05 - Last Updated: 28/07/05

Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, spells that are supposed to go wrong and don't, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater... and Snape's very naughty, naughty library.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 4024 - Hits: 627
Complete?: No - Published: 30/03/07 - Last Updated: 30/03/07

“What you did was out us rather abruptly. ‘Well and thoroughly shagged.’ Really Severus, I about died.” In this sequel Snape deals with the repercussions of his actions in A Question of Preference

Rated: L
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 9754 - Hits: 4404
Complete?: Yes - Published: 27/02/05 - Last Updated: 28/02/05

All in all, Harry thought Draco Malfoy was looking very gay indeed....

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3300 - Hits: 1450
Complete?: Yes - Published: 23/08/05 - Last Updated: 24/08/05

Harry finds a letter belonging to Draco and learns more about the writer than he ever knew. Oneshot.

Rated: B
Categories: Slash
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1827 - Hits: 1077
Complete?: Yes - Published: 19/05/06 - Last Updated: 21/05/06

Hey, it's the 70s! Sex, drugs, rock and roll! Well, okay, drugs and flirting. Close enough.

Rated: W
Categories: Marauders
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Drug Abuse

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1304 - Hits: 505
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/02/06 - Last Updated: 15/02/06

He really shouldn't have done that.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2401 - Hits: 669
Complete?: Yes - Published: 24/10/05 - Last Updated: 24/10/05

(RL/SS, COMPLETE) Post-war, the Light has won, and Snape finds himself on a farm that's falling apart and with no money left. Enter the ever-destitute werewolf! (This is a gift for fatcat, the wonderful beta that also beta'ed my first fanfic ever. She requested the above with, optionally, a barn full of magical creatures and a pet.)

Rated: L
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort

Series: None
Chapters: 13
Wordcount: 6426 - Hits: 4608
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/04/08 - Last Updated: 19/07/08

Severus sets out on the journey of a lifetime, determined to live before he dies.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash, Harry/Snape
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: First Time, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 11003 - Hits: 726
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/01/09 - Last Updated: 04/01/09

Lucius wants a favor from Severus. (Severus/Narcissa, Severus/Lucius, Lucius/Narcissa, Polyjuice abuse.)

Rated: L
Categories: Slash & Femslash
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3065 - Hits: 1360
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/01/06 - Last Updated: 12/01/06

Harry tests a lollypop on Severus, and all hell breaks loose.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: BDSM

Series: None
Chapters: 7
Wordcount: 460 - Hits: 4761
Complete?: Yes - Published: 13/03/04 - Last Updated: 13/03/04

This story was entered in the Sycophant Hex: Deathday Festival. Sir Nicholas thought he'd seen it all...until one night in the Great Hall...he came upon a student and a professor.

Rated: B
Categories: Festival Entries
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: HBP Spoilers

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2104 - Hits: 1151
Complete?: Yes - Published: 16/02/06 - Last Updated: 16/02/06

He knows that he is going to regret the eight cups of coffee that he drank in so short a time frame, but he is preoccupied with the fact that there is a boy in his bed. A boy. In his bed.

Rated: W
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: Other Female Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Het

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2513 - Hits: 764
Complete?: Yes - Published: 30/04/07 - Last Updated: 30/04/07

Harry sends Draco a "just because" present. Just because.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, PWP, Romance
Warnings: BDSM

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6236 - Hits: 749
Complete?: Yes - Published: 31/08/10 - Last Updated: 01/09/10

Tremble, inhabitants of Hogwarts, for the basilisk is once again in the walls of the school…even if he gets into trouble sometimes. Smitty the basilisk has a wicked penchant for matchmaking, and ends up with human aspirations of his own. First-time Snarry, Hermione/Ron, and Draco/OFC.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 4246 - Hits: 3137
Complete?: Yes - Published: 28/01/06 - Last Updated: 13/02/06