Genres: Humor
Other Results: 1 Series
Stories
Severus is harassed by Ollivander, but this may prove beneficial after all when Harry overhears. Written as a Closing Game Drabble for the 2007 Snarry Games to the prompt: Ollivander's, post war, humor. Warning: Crack!Ollivander.

Rated: B
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 951 - Hits: 584
Complete?: Yes - Published: 14/06/07 - Last Updated: 15/06/07
During his sixth year, James discovered he fancied Teddy. When Charlie joined Teddy on the Hogwarts teaching staff for James' seventh year, James wasn't quite sure what to expect, but it wasn't this. Clearly, he must be going mad. (Teddy/James, Charlie/Teddy, Charlie/James/Teddy of a sort. Past Teddy/Victoire)

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Original Character, Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Drama, First Time, Humor, Romance
Warnings: DH Spoilers

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 18505 - Hits: 366
Complete?: No - Published: 17/04/10 - Last Updated: 22/04/10
retired featured story In an effort to minimize house rivalries, Dumbledore has the staff play some Muggle party games. Snape is not amused.

Rated: B
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 11
Wordcount: 2845 - Hits: 3927
Complete?: Yes - Published: 21/03/07 - Last Updated: 21/03/07
Severus and Lucius are having a bet but who is really winning?

Rated: W
Categories: Slash
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1702 - Hits: 433
Complete?: No - Published: 12/11/04 - Last Updated: 12/11/04
Severus and Remus make a bet that Remus won't want to have sex every night for a month. This story was written for and won the 2005 Lusty Month of May event on the Pervy Werewolf livejournal community.

Rated: L
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: BDSM

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 10507 - Hits: 1562
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/01/06 - Last Updated: 06/01/06
Grimmauld Place was grim enough before Malfoy unexpectedly arrived on their doorstep.

Rated: L
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: Other Female Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4076 - Hits: 902
Complete?: Yes - Published: 16/07/07 - Last Updated: 20/07/07
The film depicting Harry and Severus' victory over Voldemort is finally released in the theaters. Babysitting the heroes' young twins, Remus and Dumbledore endeavor to explain how it "really happened".

Rated: S
Categories: Harry/Snape
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4214 - Hits: 1971
Complete?: Yes - Published: 23/12/05 - Last Updated: 27/12/05
Two years after the war - and his divorce - Remus thinks he's found love once more; Severus decides it's up to him to keep Remus from making another stupid mistake, and he'll do so by any means necessary.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash, Severus/Remus
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 9390 - Hits: 544
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/01/09 - Last Updated: 08/01/09
"Rule Number Eighty-Four: I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur." Well, it's more of a guideline than an actual rule...

Rated: B
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2445 - Hits: 305
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/03/12 - Last Updated: 04/03/12
retired featured story Healer-in-Training Fletcher Nightingale has seen some unusual things in his training at St. Mungo's, but nothing ever prepared him for this.

Rated: S
Categories: Slash
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: HBP Spoilers

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1404 - Hits: 3256
Complete?: Yes - Published: 24/03/06 - Last Updated: 24/03/06
On the morning after an extensive visit to Hogsmeade, Draco is feeling astonishingly comfortable with waking up next to Pansy. It is Pansy's dark hair which is tickling his nose, isn't it? Isn't it??

Rated: W
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1958 - Hits: 422
Complete?: No - Published: 24/09/05 - Last Updated: 25/09/05
retired featured story In desperate need of money when his Gran sends an owl to tell him he will be receiving no more allowance, Neville applies to test some of the Weasley twins' latest products. Little does he know they are starting a new line directed towards a more adult audience, and consider him a prime subject for testing an aphrodisiac. Taken from Challenge #86 from Woobies of Destiny Harry/Neville fuh-q fest. Not HBP-compliant, which makes it AU.

Rated: W
Categories: Slash
Characters: Neville Longbottom
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Alternate Universe

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 2815 - Hits: 719
Complete?: No - Published: 05/11/05 - Last Updated: 11/02/06
retired featured story Sirius returns from beyond the veil and makes an unexpected appearance at the Burrow on Christmas Day. (Alternate version of HBP Chapter 16 - A Very Frosty Christmas) [Remus/Sirius]

Rated: L
Categories: Marauders
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: HBP Spoilers

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7680 - Hits: 322
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/12/07 - Last Updated: 17/12/07
Hearing reports of possible Death Eater activities in the New Forest, Dumbledore sends a team to investigate: Lupin, Shacklebolt, and Snape, who is none to happy about having to accompany the pair—especially now that he knows the two are, indeed, a couple.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Other Male Canon Character, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Established Relationship, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 23913 - Hits: 888
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/08/10 - Last Updated: 20/09/10
Why does most everyone at Hogwarts have chapped lips - better yet, what is Snape going to do about it? Warning: contains gratuitous humor and cliches. Joint Winner - Multifaceted Awards, September 2005: Best Humor Fic & Best Femmeslash.

Rated: L
Categories: Slash & Femslash
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1775 - Hits: 2330
Complete?: Yes - Published: 25/06/05 - Last Updated: 26/06/05
Shocked to find himself still alive, Severus embraces a new philosophy, one that sends him in pursuit of Remus Lupin. Written pre-DH.

Rated: L
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4974 - Hits: 586
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/01/08 - Last Updated: 08/01/08
Bourbon and games in a tent with one bed lead to: light bondage, straight boy seducing gay one (or is that the other way around?). For the "Altered States" challenge on the LJ community pervy_werewolf; a gift for Arionrhod.

Rated: W
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Weasley
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2373 - Hits: 555
Complete?: No - Published: 31/03/05 - Last Updated: 31/03/05
Because sometimes there's no way out or in when it's needed most. -Ron/Draco, Harry

Rated: L
Categories: Slash
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3379 - Hits: 982
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/07/05 - Last Updated: 11/07/05
Remus is the owner of a successful drag club whose long-term partner, Severus, is also the star diva of the club. Their lives are peaceful and happy until Remus' son, Ted, comes home to make a request: play it straight for his potential in-laws.

Rated: B
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Alternate Universe

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 4232 - Hits: 730
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/09/08 - Last Updated: 07/09/08
***Winner – Multifaceted Rd 6 for Devotion*** An accident with a potion upends the comfortable relationship Remus and Severus have had in the three years following the end of the war. How well do two middle-aged men react to change? This is meant as a humorous look at the Male Pregnancy cliché.

Rated: B
Categories: MPreg, Severus/Remus
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Male Pregnancy

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 3086 - Hits: 2926
Complete?: Yes - Published: 21/05/06 - Last Updated: 07/07/06
The ladies of Potions class are called away for a "special lecture." The boys, deprived of their genteel influences, are soon up to no good...

Rated: W
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 1269 - Hits: 694
Complete?: Yes - Published: 22/03/07 - Last Updated: 22/03/07

One night, a lonely Edward Cullen wishes on a falling star to help him find his mate. He never expected the star to take a physical form to try to grant his wish, nor did he expect to start to develop feelings for said star. [Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. Edward/Harry.]



Rated: W
Categories: Slash
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: First Time, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 713 - Hits: 99
Complete?: No - Published: 15/02/11 - Last Updated: 16/02/11
Remus and Sirius discover that Summoning Charms can have unexpected consequences. (Remus/Sirius)

Rated: B
Categories: Slash
Characters: James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1329 - Hits: 214
Complete?: Yes - Published: 28/07/09 - Last Updated: 28/07/09
Remus wants his friends and loved ones to come together for a special meal on Christmas Day in the spirit of peace on earth and good will to men. Severus knows better. Also contains Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.

Rated: S
Categories: Severus/Remus
Characters: Other Male Canon Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Het

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7149 - Hits: 1379
Complete?: Yes - Published: 14/04/07 - Last Updated: 14/04/07
Molly knows that there's nothing like maternal advice when it comes to love... and she will help Harry without having any ulterior motives - because, of course, a mother simply knows everything. Doesn't she?

Rated: C
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1658 - Hits: 471
Complete?: No - Published: 27/09/05 - Last Updated: 29/09/05