I must say, I don't get the epilogue at all, please explain? ^_^ thnx
Author's Response: Sure. 40 years have gone by since the incident. Draco got married after the war and had 3 kids, and his wife went all Stepford on him and got bored because all he does is earn money these days. He didn't even have a fit when his daughter Jezebel got engaged to a Mudblood/Blood Traitor. So she's going to leave him, taking everything of value when she goes, and she accidentally stumbles upon the potion that Draco made that Fateful Day.
And it turns out that Snape was such a consummate Potions Master that even though all he did was MAKE UP this potion as a birthday joke for himself, it still worked, as a lust potion, and Mrs. Malfoy utterly pounced on her husband after the tiniest drop of Essence of Harry Potter.
*SNERK*
I think this was the first story where I really could not believe what I was reading(that is a good thing)..now let me read it again to see if I really understand
Author's Response: Hee hee! Sounds good to me!
REOW!!! But I'm sad that it wasn't Draco and Harry at the end. Still, very nice. Very believable.
Author's Response: Thanks! I know, it could have easily gone a whole different direction, the two of them pouncing on each other like rabid ferrets, but that would have been more predictable. I think the conflict, and their argument, makes it way more fun.
23-12-2006 22:09 Rated 8
I don't really understand the end, but I think it is hilarious when it turns out it was his birthday!
Author's Response: Well, the idea was that Snape had made the whole thing up to amuse himself for his birthday, but it turned out that this fake potion he invented really worked--and Essence of Harry Potter drives women wild. Hee hee.
16-11-2006 21:00 Rated 9
Hilarious! Simply splendid ending! I was expecting anything, but a lust potion. A thousand times enhanced at that! I guess Draco's wife might be staying. However, why did Dumbledore not recognise it? Was Snape baiting him, or did they both not know?
Author's Response: I think neither of them knew. I mean, really, who else but SNAPE would ever scheme up such a circumstance in the first place? Yet the greasy git is such a superb potionist that he managed to invent something that he didn't even expect. And yeah, I think that probably put a bit of spark back into their marriage--nothing quite like Essence of Harry Potter. One wonders what ever became of Harry's potion...
Reader's Response: *chuckles* I guess Harry hid his potion in his dormitory and forgot all about it while being busy with Voldemort. Perhaps, some future student might find it and wreck havoc. But I kind of think that Snape, if not knew, then at least suspected. Perhaps, he just underestimated the real effectiveness of "obtaining the ingredient from an enemy through cooperation". ;-)
14-11-2006 10:39 Rated 9
Oh boy oh boy!
Author's Response: :D
13-11-2006 22:47 Rated 10
Chuckles.....
Author's Response: :D
01-11-2006 18:51 Rated 10
clever, and very amusing...
Author's Response: Thanks! I hope Ch. 2 comes up soon, it's much worse... *wink*
31-10-2006 11:41 Rated 10
Oh, this is sick, and I'm thoroughly delighted! I'm a big Snape fan, but even I felt chartreuse at his mention of having once been sixteen. Bwa ha ha!
Author's Response: Oooh, my kind of reader, sick AND delighted! I can tell you're going to like the 2nd chapter.
31-10-2006 02:35 Rated 10
It is Teh Funneh! Is there more, or is that all? Great work!
Author's Response: There's one more chapter but the queue is REALLY slow right now.
30-10-2006 22:58 Rated 10
Ha! Wonderful!
Author's Response: It gets better... *wink*