Why does most everyone at Hogwarts have chapped lips - better yet, what is Snape going to do about it?
Warning: contains gratuitous humor and cliches.
Joint Winner - Multifaceted Awards, September 2005: Best Humor Fic & Best Femmeslash.
Rated: L
Categories: Slash & Femslash
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1775 - Hits: 2348
Complete?: Yes - Published: 25/06/05 - Last Updated: 26/06/05
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Real name: Rachel
Member Since: 28/04/05
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Aspiring slashfic writer and consummate linguist, fascinated with erotica and BDSM psychology.
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Reviewer: pipedreamer Signed 
Date: 30/06/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Wonders of Lip Balm
Date: 30/06/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Wonders of Lip Balm
A brilliant premise - I love the bit about Draco's "turgid manhood"! It's a good parody of that nice, cheap porn so many people devour but don't admit to!